The Midnight Juggernauts have become the latest in a long long line of artists to cover the classic by Plastic Bertrand, Ca Plane Pour Moi. And, they give it a pretty good run. I thought it timely then to point out and share with y’all, a lesser known but infinitely more awesome version, by Elton Motello, that was release around the same time (actually before if i’m not mistaken) and uses the same backing track: Jet Boy Jet Girl. So much more awesome in fact that in the past several years I can’t even be bothered to play the Plastic version. Mabye it’s just the Kunkers suspect sexuality at work here… but seriously, how can you top lyrics like this?…

Can you tell what’s on my mind
She’s with him it’s driving me wild
I’d like to hit him on the head until he’s dead
The sight of blood is such a high
Ooooohhhh
He gives me head

We made it on a Ballroom Blitz
I took his arms and kissed his lips
He looked at me with such a smile my face turned red
We booked a room into the Ritz
Ooooohhhh
He gives me head

Jet boy jet girl
I’m gonna take you ’round the world
Jet boy I’m gonna make you penetrate
I’m gonna make you be a girl
Ooooohhhh
Jet boy jet girl

I know I’m only just fifteen
I like to kick I like to scream
And even if I had a kink or two in bed with him
You know it’s just a dream
Ooooohhhh
He gives me head

It was a rhetorical question — you can’t top those lyrics. Why this version of the track hasn’t been covered a million times is unbeknownst to me… (although i think the Damned did, so there’s at least one)

Midnight Juggernauts - Ca Plane Pour Moi [zshare] // Midnight Juggernauts - Ca Plane Pour Moi [ysi]

Plastic Bertrand - Ca Plane Pour Moi [zshare] //Plastic Bertrand - Ca Plane Pour Moi [ysi]

Elton Motello - Jet Boy Jet Girl [zshare] // Elton Motello - Jet Boy Jet Girl [ysi]